ruinedchildhood:

Student Loan Debt: *existing*

Me: *sees Thanos*

Me:

dutchster:

when they say the name of the movie in the movie

lubricates:

“Removing toxic people from your life is actually not the difficult part. Not feeling guilty about it is.”

— (via hefuckin)

lubricates:

me: i should probably tell people how i feel today

me: it can’t be healthy keeping it all bottled in

me: i need to open up to somebody

somebody: hey how are you

me: I AM ABSOLUTELY FINE

6i:

you can break and heal at the same time. they forget to tell you that.

kinkshamer69:

i wonder if my pets have like a proper language and when i try to speak back to them im just speaking jargon

like for example my cat always speaks to me when I come home and i meow back to her and she’ll meow again & even though i don’t think twice about it to her it’s probably a situation where it’s like

her, meowing: “im glad you’re home”

me, meowing back: “tax benefits”

her, meowing: “why do u always do this”